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keithbvadu2

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13. Donald will be resurrected from the dead by his evangelicals.

Reply to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Wed Aug 7, 2024, 10:14 PM

Aug 2024

Pat Robertson said we all have the power to literally raise the dead.

When PR died, his family did not resurrect him but let PR stay dead so they can inherit the worldly wealth and kingdom of CBN and Regent University.

His evangelicals/Christians want that taxpayer money,

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After Trump passes from this realm, what do you think the first miracle will be? [View all] PurgedVoter Aug 2024 OP

Melania will crack a genuine smile newdeal2 Aug 2024 #1

Honestly laughing out loud. PurgedVoter Aug 2024 #4

You win! MLAA Aug 2024 #16

Statues of Trump crying. Aristus Aug 2024 #2

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Rough to the left. A bunker to the right. Marcuse Aug 2024 #22

That he will finally stfu Wicked Blue Aug 2024 #8

That he'll be gone. moonscape Aug 2024 #9

Not having to hear about him every damn day... 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #10

Not seeing that face! PurgedVoter Aug 2024 #11

I will be able to share a civil meal Thunderbeast Aug 2024 #12

Donald will be resurrected from the dead by his evangelicals. keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #13

A mushroom sprouts a stubby orange penis with corn silk pubic hairs. Solly Mack Aug 2024 #14

Ick! Dem2theMax Aug 2024 #20

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His image H2O Man Aug 2024 #18

The peaceful silence of his grave. Big Blue Marble Aug 2024 #19

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The majority of the population of planet earth BlueKota Aug 2024 #26

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Millions of men with instant erections? Brainfodder Aug 2024 #28

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Everyone's blood pressure will drop. bif Aug 2024 #30

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