Tiedrich: serious presidential candidate answers dumb-as-fuck questions [View all]

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https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/serious-presidential-candidate-answers

it was all so predictable. look at what I wrote two weeks ago.

let’s imagine that Kamala agreed to hold a presser tomorrow. we all know what would happen: it would devolve into a shit-show. the press would waste everyone’s time — and drop our collective IQ by three points — by asking worthless questions.

“Madam Vice President, Donald Trump says you only recently became Black. what is your response?”

who fucking cares? what fresh insight could possibly be gained by asking these kinds of questions? what’s Kamala going to say, that Donny’s a racist lunatic? we already know this. what would be the point of bringing up the toxic sludge that oozes out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth?

and, sure enough —

Dana Bash: “he suggested that you happened to turn Black, recently, for political purposes, questioning a core part of your identity.”
Kamala Harris: “same old tired playbook. next question, please.”
Bash: “that’s it?”
Harris: “that’s it.”

a perfect answer to an unserious question, followed by Dana Bash’s disappointed “that’s it?” yes, Dana, that’s it. next question, please — which is Kamalaspeak for fuck straight off with this stupid bullshit, mmmkay?

Read more at the link about how they tread Tim.