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(18,431 posts) Tue Sep 17, 2024, 06:38 AM Tuesday

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Well, the morning has started in an interesting way. [View all]

My quiet, demure, modest, respectful, unassuming wife woke up at about 530 AM. I crawled out of bed at 611AM.

I got out of bed, stretched my back for about 5 minutes, tried to shake the cobwebs out, and walked into the living room to say good morning to her.

She had Morning Joe on the TV.

When I walked into the living room, she was so mad that I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues.

I started to say good Morning, but all I got out was Good mo...

She looked at me, red in the face, and started...

WHY DOES THAT MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD GET TO GOLF WHILE BEING PROTECTED ON OUR FUCKING DIME ON AN UNSECURED GOLF COURSE THAT STUPID SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG CAN STICK HIS FUCKING 9 IRON UP HIS FAT FUCKING ORANGE ASS IF HE CAN GET IT PAST HIS HUGE FUCKING DIAPER THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE I HOPE HE FUCKING CROAKS I'M SO SICK OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH HIS FATHER SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT GODDAMN IT WHAT AN UGLY FUCKER THAT GUY IS HOW THE FUCK DID HE EVER GET ELECTED...

She was talking so fast that she sounded like a profane auctioneer.

I just sighed and escaped upstairs.

She's right, though.

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Well, the morning has started in an interesting way. [View all] LuckyCharms Tuesday OP

i get up at 330 am to watch them and by 345 i was in the same mood samnsara Tuesday #1

Yep. Your final sentence... LuckyCharms Tuesday #3

Isn't he charging us exorbitant rates for our Secret Service agents to stay at M-A-L? n/t ariadne0614 Tuesday #10

And, constantly demanding that they stay where he wants them to. OldBaldy1701E Tuesday #13

I thought so. ariadne0614 Tuesday #14

I would believe very little of what you read on the internet. former9thward Tuesday #76

Probably so he can pay them as little as possible and he keeps the rest. calimary Tuesday #56

Trump does not pay the SS anything. former9thward Tuesday #75

Secret Service had to rearrange their budget not long into his tenure due to what it was costing Attilatheblond Tuesday #69

She nailed it malaise Tuesday #2

My thoughts exactly, but even better! fierywoman Tuesday #71

Welcome to my world. I had almost the same morning. Lochloosa Tuesday #4

How much longer do we pay for this bullshit? Given his appearance, daily diet, (non)exercise routine and mental decline, 3Hotdogs Tuesday #5

If they plant him on the third hole T it will be the final grift... robbob Tuesday #21

Good plan. krkaufman Tuesday #24

How much would you pay?💰 3Hotdogs Tuesday #31

In my old age, this girl is trying to be kinder, but I would definitely pee on his grave. Joinfortmill Tuesday #34

Only the good die young, that jerk will live to be a hundred. redstatebluegirl Tuesday #52

That's why I awaken at 4:30...retreat to the living room... MiHale Tuesday #6

Yes, well she's right of course. Nt Biophilic Tuesday #7

I like her. She speaks my language. live love laugh Tuesday #8

Has the media every looked into TheDemsshouldhireme Tuesday #9

I recall a figure in the millions while he was soiling the People's House. niyad Tuesday #41

ROFL - I might be related to your wife. I had a similar reaction. Vinca Tuesday #11

LuckyCharm's wife . . . Aussie105 Tuesday #12

Has she copyrighted this yet? Asking for a friend. nt Ilsa Tuesday #15

LOL my hubby can empathize. He hears more than enough of rants from me as well onetexan Tuesday #16

I have a very similar reaction and use the same language BlueKota Tuesday #17

Oh really? Aussie105 Tuesday #23

That's my cats' SOP. ChazInAz Tuesday #33

Cats are experts at giving the judgemental side eye BlueKota Tuesday #38

😁 BlueKota Tuesday #36

Will all of that fit onto a t-shirt? pagarr1957 Tuesday #18

She must be a retired Navy Boatswain's Mate maxrandb Tuesday #19

LOL!: "...she was so mad that I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues." Trueblue Texan Tuesday #20

"My quiet, demure BlueSky3 Tuesday #22

No, I expect her to be however she chooses to be. LuckyCharms Tuesday #25

:-) Lemon Lyman Tuesday #26

Best that her rant was directed at Orange Mussolini True Dough Tuesday #27

Yep, she is right about every word of that rant. 10 Turtle Day Tuesday #28

That's how I feel every time I hear Bettie Tuesday #29

She's a keeper! ms liberty Tuesday #30

I'm with her! Joinfortmill Tuesday #32

People are fed up with him. mn9driver Tuesday #35

I really like your wife. She has a way with words, I admire that. Autumn Tuesday #37

OMG she's so right 👍 TommieMommy Tuesday #39

Man, am I glad I don't get US TV here DFW Tuesday #40

I think you can scratch the "quiet" part. jaxexpat Tuesday #42

Kick dalton99a Tuesday #43

Wrong club up his ass. dupagelib Tuesday #44

It's going to be a beautiful day when there's no mention of Dump! Clouds Passing Tuesday #45

But how does she really feel? Be The Light Tuesday #46

My dear friends. This is why I have no TV. usonian Tuesday #47

sorry for chuckling tsSleepyTimeDwnSout Tuesday #48

My thoughts exactly camartinwv Tuesday #49

My husband says: "You get up every weekday and watch Morning Joe and then you're pissed off for the rest of the day!" CTyankee Tuesday #50

I think I would like your wife. Ocelot II Tuesday #51

Your wife is correct LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #53

very good question. why is he even golfing. pansypoo53219 Tuesday #54

She must have been talking to my wife... PCIntern Tuesday #55

It sound like the exposure to news needs to be decreased for the sake of the mental health of the Martin68 Tuesday #57

Tell her she owes me some screen-cleaner Hekate Tuesday #58

welcome to the world barbtries Tuesday #59

OMG I had no idea intrepidity Tuesday #60

With all due respect... Otterdaemmerung Tuesday #61

Im more curious how the guy knew to be there quakerboy Tuesday #62

Did you ask her if the coffee was ready? JustABozoOnThisBus Tuesday #63

I'm with her 4catsmom Tuesday #64

Jail for the orange turd. And while in jail, daily doses of bleach and ivermectin for ..... well, for just in case. SupportSanity Tuesday #65

She really is MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #66

Kickin' Faux pas Tuesday #67

K&R Blue Owl Tuesday #68

Woohoo! Brava, to your wife. She said it all. brush Tuesday #70

This is the power being harnessed. Prairie_Seagull Tuesday #72

"Strongly Worded Statement To Follow" nt smb Tuesday #73

My BF, who used to be Republican (before converting) gets even more pissed than I do. kerry-is-my-prez Tuesday #74

:D "...she was so mad that I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues." C Moon Tuesday #77

And that, in a nutshell relayerbob 17 hrs ago #78

She's not wrong. At all. mucholderthandirt 12 hrs ago #79