It's true, a secret government department actually can geoengineer the weather. [View all]
Okay, since the secret is out, I guess it’s time to come clean. A secret government department actually can geoengineer the weather. Yes, it’s true. However, I have been working with a team of scientists to combat the effects of these nefarious storms. The technology that I have been working with is so advanced that we can now geoengineer weather within a powerful storm by creating a vortex shield if you will. This shield will surround a specific area using GPS coordinates and protect everything within that specific area. This technology is so incredible, it’s almost unbelievable.
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