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bdjhawk

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2. This is my favorite re: undecideds

Reply to Attilatheblond (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2024, 11:51 AM

Oct 31

On Undecided Voters: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

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'Undecides' be like: [View all] Attilatheblond Oct 31 OP

lol 😆 sheshe2 Oct 31 #1

This is my favorite re: undecideds bdjhawk Oct 31 #2

I've told this very story to R/W'ers. They don't get it. n/t SpankMe Oct 31 #9

To be fair RedSpartan Oct 31 #3

Cheney is Vader. Marcuse Oct 31 #8

Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet. Ray Bruns Oct 31 #4

And that Vader would be the oldest elected person to POTUS, dementia and all. ffr Oct 31 #5

RE: TRUMP DENVERPOPS Oct 31 #11

Election season is the only time these people have any sense of power. Intractable Oct 31 #6

Or Jabba-the-Hutt peppertree Oct 31 #7

They don't know about that planet fracas Warpy Oct 31 #10

Ugh, undecided voters! ShazzieB Oct 31 #12