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Fri Nov 15, 2024, 06:12 PM Nov 15

Megan McCain's husband has a slight problem with Matt Gaetz [View all]

https://substack.com/home/post/p-151650376

I realize that we are occasionally given to hyperbole about the untoward nature of politicians, but let me be clear: Matt Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He is abhorrent. His eyes are permanently rimmed with the red rings of chemical boosters. In person, he smells like overexposed Axe Body Spray and stale Astroglide. The fact that he boasted on the floor to multiple colleagues in the House of Representatives of his methods of crushing Viagra and high test Red Bull to maintain his erection through his orgiastic evenings is perhaps the least offensive of his many crimes against womanhood and Christian faith. The man has less principles than your average fentanyl addicted hobo. He likes them underage and he’s not ashamed about it. Matt Gaetz isn’t just your average extreme Florida MAGA Man, he’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pursuing an ever-thinner nose and higher cheekbones at every opportunity like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers. Every Republican in Washington has an opinion about Matt Gaetz, and 99 percent of those opinions are “Keep Matt Gaetz away from my wife/daughter/friend and anyone I care about.” He is a walking genital, warts included as a bonus. If I was merely attempting to count the number of women I know who have had bad experiences with Matt Gaetz, I would run out of fingers and toes. If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don’t just need your head examined, you need to be committed to a mental institution. The man is absolutely vile. There are pools of vomit with more to offer the earth than this STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.
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that last sentence Skittles Nov 15 #1
That was a thing of beauty! n/y lastlib Nov 15 #33
the dude can write ZonkerHarris Nov 16 #48
stale Astroglide? lapfog_1 Nov 15 #2
Zing!! n/t DesertRain Nov 15 #4
I don't get it. What does that even mean? Meghan McCain smells like stale astroglide? Or that they use lube? thebigidea Nov 15 #10
I'm with you on that!!! rainy Nov 15 #21
Can't argue with that. Vermin like Gaetz is in a class by itself. paleotn Nov 15 #26
Whoa! surfered Nov 15 #3
Important context: Mr. Megan runs the Federalist Society. Nt Fiendish Thingy Nov 15 #5
No, he doesn't Jose Garcia Nov 16 #56
Beautifully said, sounds like ole man Gaetz isn't much better either. n/t SheilaAnn Nov 15 #6
well, Mr Megan markie Nov 15 #7
Gaetz is Trump as a young man. sop Nov 15 #8
Bingo! MaryMagdaline Nov 15 #29
Well that's graphic Karia Nov 15 #9
Both Meghan and her husband voted for this JI7 Nov 15 #11
This! Luz Nov 15 #12
How very vividly graphic! liberalla Nov 15 #13
Gaetz sought a preemptive pardon from Trump. keithbvadu2 Nov 15 #14
Wow! Didn't hold back any punches did he! Fla Dem Nov 15 #15
Fck him and his wifey. They supported this. mcar Nov 15 #16
He better be right about Matt Gaetz being madaboutharry Nov 15 #17
Let em duke it out. Gaetz's father has lots of money Deuxcents Nov 15 #19
If Gaetz Sues RobinA Nov 15 #23
No he doesn't. madaboutharry Nov 15 #32
Ah! Didn't You Know Elections Have consequences Stallion Nov 15 #18
This! mdbl Nov 15 #20
Allies RobinA Nov 15 #24
Since when is Ben Domenech an "ally"? JHB Nov 15 #39
He's not an ally. yardwork Nov 16 #45
Kick dalton99a Nov 15 #22
Well, okay, then...heh, heh... CTyankee Nov 15 #25
Tell us how you really feel, okay? Hekate Nov 15 #27
Would someone do us all a great big favor.... paleotn Nov 15 #28
There's even more blast at the Substack link. Ilsa Nov 15 #30
But your king wants him as the AG Yavin4 Nov 15 #31
No he doesn't. He just wants the headlines that come with the nomination. Iggo Nov 15 #40
Oh, Snap! Deep State Witch Nov 15 #34
She is beyond reproach mr715 Nov 15 #36
Meghan McCain mr715 Nov 15 #35
I posted 3 times in rapid succession. mr715 Nov 15 #37
Sounds like he's in the "Nay" column JoseBalow Nov 15 #38
I do agree with her husband. BigDemVoter Nov 15 #41
I actually don't like insinuations of violence COL Mustard Nov 15 #42
Jim Jordan BlueKentuckyGirl Nov 16 #52
Kick. N/T Upthevibe Nov 15 #43
I don't think he has been paying attention to the face eating leopard he helped raise UpInArms Nov 16 #44
"If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don't just need your head examined, you need Martin68 Nov 16 #46
This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Nov 16 #47
To paraphrase Christopher Moltisanti Montauk6 Nov 16 #49
Every sentence makes me miss moniss Nov 16 #50
But TSF likes pieces of sh*t. Sneederbunk Nov 16 #51
Well that's some imagery I never wanted in my head. But here's the thing: bluesbassman Nov 16 #53
This phony enabled all of those garb by humans. Now he's concerned? BradBo Nov 16 #54
I have no doubt he voted for Trump Bristlecone Nov 16 #55
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