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Emile

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10. Weird and lousy in bed.

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Sat Dec 7, 2024, 09:27 AM

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Pride: MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling [View all] Dennis Donovan Dec 7 OP

I have absolutely no words for this. Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #1

At least it's over quickly enough she doesn't miss any of the "House Wives of South Mingo, Alabama" marble falls Dec 7 #35

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 7 #50

Looked more like "are you fucking kidding me" to me LearnedHand Dec 7 #83

quickly enough so he won't miss 'Mountain Monsters' whathehell Dec 7 #86

I have two. pandr32 Dec 7 #58

I have words for him. He is a Moron asshole !!!! And i bet he is a lousy lover. Trueblue1968 Dec 7 #116

Oh, Isabella. You may not regret your decisions now, but I suspect you will. tanyev Dec 7 #2

? XanaDUer2 Dec 7 #3

that is what the nuns taught me rampartd Dec 7 #19

dup deleted rampartd Dec 7 #20

Note to the wife... tavernier Dec 7 #4

MAGA Wife thoughts: "Ive been faking those orgasms because you can't take me to the promised land." TheBlackAdder Dec 7 #100

It's not even about sex at this point, it's just 'tagging' a woman with their bodily fluids ck4829 Dec 7 #5

These people are nutso..... Lovie777 Dec 7 #6

They are such weird people Dem4life1234 Dec 7 #7

What is he thinking? bucolic_frolic Dec 7 #8

Oh, the arrogance of the 'yutes. Hugin Dec 7 #9

Weird and lousy in bed. Emile Dec 7 #10

Sounds to me like an excuse Bettie Dec 7 #11

Influencers OrangeJoe Dec 7 #36

A two-orgasm response! Abolishinist Dec 7 #87

Question for Mr. MAGA- FalloutShelter Dec 7 #12

I'd love to put this guy in a room with Lorena Bobbitt. Ocelot II Dec 7 #29

I laugh whenever She gets referenced. pandr32 Dec 7 #63

When she is referenced, I always think back to the letter of profound appology I got from ex-husband Attilatheblond Dec 7 #102

That made me laugh, Ocelot Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #65

Even better. FalloutShelter Dec 7 #69

Perfect! MineralMan Dec 7 #97

I'd love to put this guy in a room with a zorbasd Dec 7 #111

Camille Paglia littlemissmartypants Dec 7 #56

In other words... Think. Again. Dec 7 #13

These "Influencers" and their appearances are pure theater Bristlecone Dec 7 #14

This dude should take a lesson from Woody Allen. (Stay with me . . . . ) no_hypocrisy Dec 7 #15

Maga julmur Dec 7 #16

Spoken By Someone Who Isn't Getting Any. MineralMan Dec 7 #17

Ummm...Pat Buchanan said almost the same thing in the 1980's PCIntern Dec 7 #18

Apparently this guy isn't aroused by his very attractive wife.... Think. Again. Dec 7 #21

And I'm willing to bet that... WestMichRad Dec 7 #46

He's probably on the DL Dem4life1234 Dec 7 #48

He does seem to be doing some unneccesarily firm denying... Think. Again. Dec 7 #62

And he equates orgasms with gay sex whopis01 Dec 8 #118

Make America Gay Again milestogo Dec 7 #22

So when your wife enters menopause you will stop having sex, right? travelingthrulife Dec 7 #23

Most of those dickheads will just get a new wife. MineralMan Dec 7 #57

My parents had fertility problems for several years Vogon_Glory Dec 7 #24

"... the crib will stay empty"... GiqueCee Dec 7 #61

Perhaps. Perhaps not. There is always the chance that Junior or Missy might wise up. Vogon_Glory Dec 7 #72

During my 45 years as a pediatric nurse practitioner, I saw plenty of people... 3catwoman3 Dec 7 #81

So how many kids do they have? sinkingfeeling Dec 7 #25

Easy for him to say since HE'S having orgasms every time they have sex AND won't have to go through pregnancy. CrispyQ Dec 7 #26

Exactly! SunSeeker Dec 7 #90

We called them "weird" for a reason. CousinIT Dec 7 #27

That's about the dopiest comment ever aired oasis Dec 7 #28

MAGA sex: "Grab 'em. Insert. Ejaculate." dalton99a Dec 7 #30

Or, to use an older phrase... WestMichRad Dec 7 #47

Once again, George Orwell captured the essence of MAGA DBoon Dec 7 #31

won't or can't eShirl Dec 7 #32

The little man in the boat could beat that fucker in the head with an oar and he still wouldn't be able to find it. Solly Mack Dec 7 #33

LOL 🤣 Emile Dec 7 #39

The wife needs a GoFundMe page to make her escape and to get a few vibrators. Solly Mack Dec 7 #52

He's trying to cover why his wife really never has an orgasm by him. marble falls Dec 7 #34

This guy is crazy...the wife should get out while she can. iluvtennis Dec 7 #37

WTF does she see in him? Emile Dec 7 #38

Some women have been raised to feel shame about sex. haele Dec 7 #84

That poor woman Picaro Dec 7 #40

Well, now thats an opinion I've never heard before. BradBo Dec 7 #41

54% of adults are literate to just under a sixth grade level. This is America. Hotler Dec 7 #42

Yeah, and unfortunately because of that and billionaire hubris, they have the gummint they deserve. n/t PatrickforB Dec 7 #44

That is just a bit TWISTED, you think? n/t PatrickforB Dec 7 #43

So then oral is out of the question? Marcuse Dec 7 #45

He's horrified at the thought of getting a BJ. Kaleva Dec 7 #64

Oh, I'll bet not. MineralMan Dec 7 #99

That's different sarisataka Dec 7 #105

I meant for her pleasure. Marcuse Dec 7 #108

Why do these morons even get attention? hadEnuf Dec 7 #49

I thought it was the onion at first. nt Mosby Dec 7 #51

Before opening this post, thought it was about the Speaker of the House. nt allegorical oracle Dec 8 #120

An entirely different concept of a gay bar world wide wally Dec 7 #53

Like the joke about the guy who was told that taking a good shit is like a good orgasm Walleye Dec 7 #54

Three words sum these guys up..... getagrip_already Dec 7 #55

MAGAcation Cthulu on call Dec 7 #59

Bless his little heart! SARose Dec 7 #60

Well, if I had a wife like that ... dawg Dec 7 #67

Oh Lord SARose Dec 7 #68

Disgusting bigots passing it on. So sad for that child. -nt CrispyQ Dec 7 #114

So, if it were possible for him to ejaculate... 3catwoman3 Dec 7 #66

What in the actual f --- ? Why are these people so stupid. nt TBF Dec 7 #70

That sounds like you're gay bro ! kimbutgar Dec 7 #71

Words cannot adequetly convey HarryM Dec 7 #73

Well everybody know, Jesus don't like none'a. that orgasing shit goin' on. 3Hotdogs Dec 7 #74

I wonder how much of the anger from the repugs is sexual frustration? Hotler Dec 7 #75

Little man, little hands, little feet...hummmm? A performance issue on his part no doubt PortTack Dec 7 #76

I think he needs his testosterone checked, TNNurse Dec 7 #77

Nah, more than likely, he doesn't know what he's doing and is too proud to admit it Attilatheblond Dec 7 #103

What a poor excuse for a loser. Even bonobo chimps know how to get the job done. GreenWave Dec 7 #78

What a dolt mgardener Dec 7 #79

And they wonder why woman don't want to have sex with them (MAGA Repukes). republianmushroom Dec 7 #80

Well, here's an example that upsets the Christian belief that man was created in the image of God. lees1975 Dec 7 #82

Isn't this what that assclown nICK Fuentes says? LearnedHand Dec 7 #85

I am told ISIS has a similar strategy to produce more fighters. Maybe this guy is battling surfered Dec 7 #88

Has he reached puberty yet? Ping Tung Dec 7 #89

Say something stupid/outrageous, go viral, become Influen$er. flvegan Dec 7 #91

I am sure that MAGAt has never given a woman an orgasm. SunSeeker Dec 7 #92

Sorry, I couldn't listen to it. ReRe Dec 7 #93

ahh the insecure man from the 1950s and 1960s lapfog_1 Dec 7 #94

The rabbit nailed it sarisataka Dec 7 #95

Gotta admire the logic. dgauss Dec 7 #96

That's his excuse for being an ignorat, selfish failure in bed Attilatheblond Dec 7 #98

Can I assume that they have no sex malaise Dec 7 #101

The stupid, area51 Dec 7 #104

I... what? sakabatou Dec 7 #106

Guy needs the BHOS SRK65802 Dec 7 #107

Okay, I give up Lulu KC Dec 8 #123

Nick Fuentes: "having sex with women is gay" keithbvadu2 Dec 7 #109

Somebody is lying. Ojerly Dec 7 #110

If giving your wife orgasms is considered to be gay sex, then I'm Freddie Mercury. Crowman2009 Dec 7 #112

Crazy talk Sucha NastyWoman Dec 7 #113

I wonder mysuzuki2 Dec 7 #115

Feel sorry for his wife sort of Meowmee Dec 7 #117

And he wears a MAGA hat paying homage to a philandering creep who'd screw anything in sight and definitely Vinca Dec 8 #119

No hat needed. Paladin Dec 8 #121

Click bait couple. 4th gen blue Dec 8 #122