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Vogon_Glory

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24. My parents had fertility problems for several years

Sat Dec 7, 2024, 10:09 AM

Dec 7

after they married. It wasn’t gay sex. They then went to Planned Parenthood and were able to learn what days my mother was fertile. They then had three children (myself and two sisters). This was back in the 1950’s.

Alas, having anything to do with Planned Parenthood is a no-no for good MAGAs. No Planned Parenthood for them!

Too bad! I guess that the crib will stay empty.

And too bad for the countless couples hoping to conceive if the Radicall Right succeeds in its Jihad against Planned Parenthood!

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Pride: MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling [View all] Dennis Donovan Dec 7 OP

I have absolutely no words for this. Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #1

At least it's over quickly enough she doesn't miss any of the "House Wives of South Mingo, Alabama" marble falls Dec 7 #35

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 7 #50

Looked more like "are you fucking kidding me" to me LearnedHand Dec 7 #83

quickly enough so he won't miss 'Mountain Monsters' whathehell Dec 7 #86

I have two. pandr32 Dec 7 #58

I have words for him. He is a Moron asshole !!!! And i bet he is a lousy lover. Trueblue1968 Dec 7 #116

Oh, Isabella. You may not regret your decisions now, but I suspect you will. tanyev Dec 7 #2

? XanaDUer2 Dec 7 #3

that is what the nuns taught me rampartd Dec 7 #19

dup deleted rampartd Dec 7 #20

Note to the wife... tavernier Dec 7 #4

MAGA Wife thoughts: "Ive been faking those orgasms because you can't take me to the promised land." TheBlackAdder Dec 7 #100

It's not even about sex at this point, it's just 'tagging' a woman with their bodily fluids ck4829 Dec 7 #5

These people are nutso..... Lovie777 Dec 7 #6

They are such weird people Dem4life1234 Dec 7 #7

What is he thinking? bucolic_frolic Dec 7 #8

Oh, the arrogance of the 'yutes. Hugin Dec 7 #9

Weird and lousy in bed. Emile Dec 7 #10

Sounds to me like an excuse Bettie Dec 7 #11

Influencers OrangeJoe Dec 7 #36

A two-orgasm response! Abolishinist Dec 7 #87

Question for Mr. MAGA- FalloutShelter Dec 7 #12

I'd love to put this guy in a room with Lorena Bobbitt. Ocelot II Dec 7 #29

I laugh whenever She gets referenced. pandr32 Dec 7 #63

When she is referenced, I always think back to the letter of profound appology I got from ex-husband Attilatheblond Dec 7 #102

That made me laugh, Ocelot Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #65

Even better. FalloutShelter Dec 7 #69

Perfect! MineralMan Dec 7 #97

I'd love to put this guy in a room with a zorbasd Dec 7 #111

Camille Paglia littlemissmartypants Dec 7 #56

In other words... Think. Again. Dec 7 #13

These "Influencers" and their appearances are pure theater Bristlecone Dec 7 #14

This dude should take a lesson from Woody Allen. (Stay with me . . . . ) no_hypocrisy Dec 7 #15

Maga julmur Dec 7 #16

Spoken By Someone Who Isn't Getting Any. MineralMan Dec 7 #17

Ummm...Pat Buchanan said almost the same thing in the 1980's PCIntern Dec 7 #18

Apparently this guy isn't aroused by his very attractive wife.... Think. Again. Dec 7 #21

And I'm willing to bet that... WestMichRad Dec 7 #46

He's probably on the DL Dem4life1234 Dec 7 #48

He does seem to be doing some unneccesarily firm denying... Think. Again. Dec 7 #62

And he equates orgasms with gay sex whopis01 Dec 8 #118

Make America Gay Again milestogo Dec 7 #22

So when your wife enters menopause you will stop having sex, right? travelingthrulife Dec 7 #23

Most of those dickheads will just get a new wife. MineralMan Dec 7 #57

My parents had fertility problems for several years Vogon_Glory Dec 7 #24

"... the crib will stay empty"... GiqueCee Dec 7 #61

Perhaps. Perhaps not. There is always the chance that Junior or Missy might wise up. Vogon_Glory Dec 7 #72

During my 45 years as a pediatric nurse practitioner, I saw plenty of people... 3catwoman3 Dec 7 #81

So how many kids do they have? sinkingfeeling Dec 7 #25

Easy for him to say since HE'S having orgasms every time they have sex AND won't have to go through pregnancy. CrispyQ Dec 7 #26

Exactly! SunSeeker Dec 7 #90

We called them "weird" for a reason. CousinIT Dec 7 #27

That's about the dopiest comment ever aired oasis Dec 7 #28

MAGA sex: "Grab 'em. Insert. Ejaculate." dalton99a Dec 7 #30

Or, to use an older phrase... WestMichRad Dec 7 #47

Once again, George Orwell captured the essence of MAGA DBoon Dec 7 #31

won't or can't eShirl Dec 7 #32

The little man in the boat could beat that fucker in the head with an oar and he still wouldn't be able to find it. Solly Mack Dec 7 #33

LOL 🤣 Emile Dec 7 #39

The wife needs a GoFundMe page to make her escape and to get a few vibrators. Solly Mack Dec 7 #52

He's trying to cover why his wife really never has an orgasm by him. marble falls Dec 7 #34

This guy is crazy...the wife should get out while she can. iluvtennis Dec 7 #37

WTF does she see in him? Emile Dec 7 #38

Some women have been raised to feel shame about sex. haele Dec 7 #84

That poor woman Picaro Dec 7 #40

Well, now thats an opinion I've never heard before. BradBo Dec 7 #41

54% of adults are literate to just under a sixth grade level. This is America. Hotler Dec 7 #42

Yeah, and unfortunately because of that and billionaire hubris, they have the gummint they deserve. n/t PatrickforB Dec 7 #44

That is just a bit TWISTED, you think? n/t PatrickforB Dec 7 #43

So then oral is out of the question? Marcuse Dec 7 #45

He's horrified at the thought of getting a BJ. Kaleva Dec 7 #64

Oh, I'll bet not. MineralMan Dec 7 #99

That's different sarisataka Dec 7 #105

I meant for her pleasure. Marcuse Dec 7 #108

Why do these morons even get attention? hadEnuf Dec 7 #49

I thought it was the onion at first. nt Mosby Dec 7 #51

Before opening this post, thought it was about the Speaker of the House. nt allegorical oracle Dec 8 #120

An entirely different concept of a gay bar world wide wally Dec 7 #53

Like the joke about the guy who was told that taking a good shit is like a good orgasm Walleye Dec 7 #54

Three words sum these guys up..... getagrip_already Dec 7 #55

MAGAcation Cthulu on call Dec 7 #59

Bless his little heart! SARose Dec 7 #60

Well, if I had a wife like that ... dawg Dec 7 #67

Oh Lord SARose Dec 7 #68

Disgusting bigots passing it on. So sad for that child. -nt CrispyQ Dec 7 #114

So, if it were possible for him to ejaculate... 3catwoman3 Dec 7 #66

What in the actual f --- ? Why are these people so stupid. nt TBF Dec 7 #70

That sounds like you're gay bro ! kimbutgar Dec 7 #71

Words cannot adequetly convey HarryM Dec 7 #73

Well everybody know, Jesus don't like none'a. that orgasing shit goin' on. 3Hotdogs Dec 7 #74

I wonder how much of the anger from the repugs is sexual frustration? Hotler Dec 7 #75

Little man, little hands, little feet...hummmm? A performance issue on his part no doubt PortTack Dec 7 #76

I think he needs his testosterone checked, TNNurse Dec 7 #77

Nah, more than likely, he doesn't know what he's doing and is too proud to admit it Attilatheblond Dec 7 #103

What a poor excuse for a loser. Even bonobo chimps know how to get the job done. GreenWave Dec 7 #78

What a dolt mgardener Dec 7 #79

And they wonder why woman don't want to have sex with them (MAGA Repukes). republianmushroom Dec 7 #80

Well, here's an example that upsets the Christian belief that man was created in the image of God. lees1975 Dec 7 #82

Isn't this what that assclown nICK Fuentes says? LearnedHand Dec 7 #85

I am told ISIS has a similar strategy to produce more fighters. Maybe this guy is battling surfered Dec 7 #88

Has he reached puberty yet? Ping Tung Dec 7 #89

Say something stupid/outrageous, go viral, become Influen$er. flvegan Dec 7 #91

I am sure that MAGAt has never given a woman an orgasm. SunSeeker Dec 7 #92

Sorry, I couldn't listen to it. ReRe Dec 7 #93

ahh the insecure man from the 1950s and 1960s lapfog_1 Dec 7 #94

The rabbit nailed it sarisataka Dec 7 #95

Gotta admire the logic. dgauss Dec 7 #96

That's his excuse for being an ignorat, selfish failure in bed Attilatheblond Dec 7 #98

Can I assume that they have no sex malaise Dec 7 #101

The stupid, area51 Dec 7 #104

I... what? sakabatou Dec 7 #106

Guy needs the BHOS SRK65802 Dec 7 #107

Okay, I give up Lulu KC Dec 8 #123

Nick Fuentes: "having sex with women is gay" keithbvadu2 Dec 7 #109

Somebody is lying. Ojerly Dec 7 #110

If giving your wife orgasms is considered to be gay sex, then I'm Freddie Mercury. Crowman2009 Dec 7 #112

Crazy talk Sucha NastyWoman Dec 7 #113

I wonder mysuzuki2 Dec 7 #115

Feel sorry for his wife sort of Meowmee Dec 7 #117

And he wears a MAGA hat paying homage to a philandering creep who'd screw anything in sight and definitely Vinca Dec 8 #119

No hat needed. Paladin Dec 8 #121

Click bait couple. 4th gen blue Dec 8 #122