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Solly Mack

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33. The little man in the boat could beat that fucker in the head with an oar and he still wouldn't be able to find it.

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Sat Dec 7, 2024, 11:50 AM

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Pride: MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling [View all] Dennis Donovan Dec 2024 OP

I have absolutely no words for this. Diamond_Dog Dec 2024 #1

At least it's over quickly enough she doesn't miss any of the "House Wives of South Mingo, Alabama" marble falls Dec 2024 #35

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 2024 #50

Looked more like "are you fucking kidding me" to me LearnedHand Dec 2024 #83

quickly enough so he won't miss 'Mountain Monsters' whathehell Dec 2024 #86

I have two. pandr32 Dec 2024 #58

I have words for him. He is a Moron asshole !!!! And i bet he is a lousy lover. Trueblue1968 Dec 2024 #116

Oh, Isabella. You may not regret your decisions now, but I suspect you will. tanyev Dec 2024 #2

? XanaDUer2 Dec 2024 #3

that is what the nuns taught me rampartd Dec 2024 #19

dup deleted rampartd Dec 2024 #20

Note to the wife... tavernier Dec 2024 #4

MAGA Wife thoughts: "Ive been faking those orgasms because you can't take me to the promised land." TheBlackAdder Dec 2024 #100

It's not even about sex at this point, it's just 'tagging' a woman with their bodily fluids ck4829 Dec 2024 #5

These people are nutso..... Lovie777 Dec 2024 #6

They are such weird people Dem4life1234 Dec 2024 #7

What is he thinking? bucolic_frolic Dec 2024 #8

Oh, the arrogance of the 'yutes. Hugin Dec 2024 #9

Weird and lousy in bed. Emile Dec 2024 #10

Sounds to me like an excuse Bettie Dec 2024 #11

Influencers OrangeJoe Dec 2024 #36

A two-orgasm response! Abolishinist Dec 2024 #87

Question for Mr. MAGA- FalloutShelter Dec 2024 #12

I'd love to put this guy in a room with Lorena Bobbitt. Ocelot II Dec 2024 #29

I laugh whenever She gets referenced. pandr32 Dec 2024 #63

When she is referenced, I always think back to the letter of profound appology I got from ex-husband Attilatheblond Dec 2024 #102

That made me laugh, Ocelot Diamond_Dog Dec 2024 #65

Even better. FalloutShelter Dec 2024 #69

Perfect! MineralMan Dec 2024 #97

I'd love to put this guy in a room with a zorbasd Dec 2024 #111

Camille Paglia littlemissmartypants Dec 2024 #56

In other words... Think. Again. Dec 2024 #13

These "Influencers" and their appearances are pure theater Bristlecone Dec 2024 #14

Outrage bait Blue_Tires Dec 31 #124

This dude should take a lesson from Woody Allen. (Stay with me . . . . ) no_hypocrisy Dec 2024 #15

Maga julmur Dec 2024 #16

Spoken By Someone Who Isn't Getting Any. MineralMan Dec 2024 #17

Ummm...Pat Buchanan said almost the same thing in the 1980's PCIntern Dec 2024 #18

Apparently this guy isn't aroused by his very attractive wife.... Think. Again. Dec 2024 #21

And I'm willing to bet that... WestMichRad Dec 2024 #46

He's probably on the DL Dem4life1234 Dec 2024 #48

He does seem to be doing some unneccesarily firm denying... Think. Again. Dec 2024 #62

And he equates orgasms with gay sex whopis01 Dec 2024 #118

Make America Gay Again milestogo Dec 2024 #22

So when your wife enters menopause you will stop having sex, right? travelingthrulife Dec 2024 #23

Most of those dickheads will just get a new wife. MineralMan Dec 2024 #57

My parents had fertility problems for several years Vogon_Glory Dec 2024 #24

"... the crib will stay empty"... GiqueCee Dec 2024 #61

Perhaps. Perhaps not. There is always the chance that Junior or Missy might wise up. Vogon_Glory Dec 2024 #72

During my 45 years as a pediatric nurse practitioner, I saw plenty of people... 3catwoman3 Dec 2024 #81

So how many kids do they have? sinkingfeeling Dec 2024 #25

Easy for him to say since HE'S having orgasms every time they have sex AND won't have to go through pregnancy. CrispyQ Dec 2024 #26

Exactly! SunSeeker Dec 2024 #90

We called them "weird" for a reason. CousinIT Dec 2024 #27

That's about the dopiest comment ever aired oasis Dec 2024 #28

MAGA sex: "Grab 'em. Insert. Ejaculate." dalton99a Dec 2024 #30

Or, to use an older phrase... WestMichRad Dec 2024 #47

Once again, George Orwell captured the essence of MAGA DBoon Dec 2024 #31

won't or can't eShirl Dec 2024 #32

The little man in the boat could beat that fucker in the head with an oar and he still wouldn't be able to find it. Solly Mack Dec 2024 #33

LOL 🤣 Emile Dec 2024 #39

The wife needs a GoFundMe page to make her escape and to get a few vibrators. Solly Mack Dec 2024 #52

He's trying to cover why his wife really never has an orgasm by him. marble falls Dec 2024 #34

This guy is crazy...the wife should get out while she can. iluvtennis Dec 2024 #37

WTF does she see in him? Emile Dec 2024 #38

Some women have been raised to feel shame about sex. haele Dec 2024 #84

That poor woman Picaro Dec 2024 #40

Well, now thats an opinion I've never heard before. BradBo Dec 2024 #41

54% of adults are literate to just under a sixth grade level. This is America. Hotler Dec 2024 #42

Yeah, and unfortunately because of that and billionaire hubris, they have the gummint they deserve. n/t PatrickforB Dec 2024 #44

That is just a bit TWISTED, you think? n/t PatrickforB Dec 2024 #43

So then oral is out of the question? Marcuse Dec 2024 #45

He's horrified at the thought of getting a BJ. Kaleva Dec 2024 #64

Oh, I'll bet not. MineralMan Dec 2024 #99

That's different sarisataka Dec 2024 #105

I meant for her pleasure. Marcuse Dec 2024 #108

Why do these morons even get attention? hadEnuf Dec 2024 #49

I thought it was the onion at first. nt Mosby Dec 2024 #51

Before opening this post, thought it was about the Speaker of the House. nt allegorical oracle Dec 2024 #120

An entirely different concept of a gay bar world wide wally Dec 2024 #53

Like the joke about the guy who was told that taking a good shit is like a good orgasm Walleye Dec 2024 #54

Three words sum these guys up..... getagrip_already Dec 2024 #55

MAGAcation Cthulu on call Dec 2024 #59

Bless his little heart! SARose Dec 2024 #60

Well, if I had a wife like that ... dawg Dec 2024 #67

Oh Lord SARose Dec 2024 #68

Disgusting bigots passing it on. So sad for that child. -nt CrispyQ Dec 2024 #114

So, if it were possible for him to ejaculate... 3catwoman3 Dec 2024 #66

What in the actual f --- ? Why are these people so stupid. nt TBF Dec 2024 #70

That sounds like you're gay bro ! kimbutgar Dec 2024 #71

Words cannot adequetly convey HarryM Dec 2024 #73

Well everybody know, Jesus don't like none'a. that orgasing shit goin' on. 3Hotdogs Dec 2024 #74

I wonder how much of the anger from the repugs is sexual frustration? Hotler Dec 2024 #75

Little man, little hands, little feet...hummmm? A performance issue on his part no doubt PortTack Dec 2024 #76

I think he needs his testosterone checked, TNNurse Dec 2024 #77

Nah, more than likely, he doesn't know what he's doing and is too proud to admit it Attilatheblond Dec 2024 #103

What a poor excuse for a loser. Even bonobo chimps know how to get the job done. GreenWave Dec 2024 #78

What a dolt mgardener Dec 2024 #79

And they wonder why woman don't want to have sex with them (MAGA Repukes). republianmushroom Dec 2024 #80

Well, here's an example that upsets the Christian belief that man was created in the image of God. lees1975 Dec 2024 #82

Isn't this what that assclown nICK Fuentes says? LearnedHand Dec 2024 #85

I am told ISIS has a similar strategy to produce more fighters. Maybe this guy is battling surfered Dec 2024 #88

Has he reached puberty yet? Ping Tung Dec 2024 #89

Say something stupid/outrageous, go viral, become Influen$er. flvegan Dec 2024 #91

I am sure that MAGAt has never given a woman an orgasm. SunSeeker Dec 2024 #92

Sorry, I couldn't listen to it. ReRe Dec 2024 #93

ahh the insecure man from the 1950s and 1960s lapfog_1 Dec 2024 #94

The rabbit nailed it sarisataka Dec 2024 #95

Gotta admire the logic. dgauss Dec 2024 #96

That's his excuse for being an ignorat, selfish failure in bed Attilatheblond Dec 2024 #98

Can I assume that they have no sex malaise Dec 2024 #101

The stupid, area51 Dec 2024 #104

I... what? sakabatou Dec 2024 #106

Guy needs the BHOS SRK65802 Dec 2024 #107

Okay, I give up Lulu KC Dec 2024 #123

Nick Fuentes: "having sex with women is gay" keithbvadu2 Dec 2024 #109

Somebody is lying. Ojerly Dec 2024 #110

If giving your wife orgasms is considered to be gay sex, then I'm Freddie Mercury. Crowman2009 Dec 2024 #112

Crazy talk Sucha NastyWoman Dec 2024 #113

I wonder mysuzuki2 Dec 2024 #115

Feel sorry for his wife sort of Meowmee Dec 2024 #117

And he wears a MAGA hat paying homage to a philandering creep who'd screw anything in sight and definitely Vinca Dec 2024 #119

No hat needed. Paladin Dec 2024 #121

Click bait couple. 4th gen blue Dec 2024 #122