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Showing Original Post only (View all)Heeeeeeeere's... Hatemail! [View all]
Well it's been a long time since the last DU Hate Mailbag, but since the bag is now overflowing with excreta it's time to empty it out and start all over again. Here are some of our favorites from the past... however many months it's been. Feel free to vote for yours in the poll at the bottom!
And of course, there is strong language ahead... you've been warned.
DOUCHEBAGS ARE A FEDERALLY-PROTECTED CLASS?
Subject: Inappropriate moderation
You suspended my account and I do not appreciate it. I broke no rules and did not say anything that was profane.
I suggest you put my post back up and reinstate my account if you do not want me to contact the LLC office directly and ask them to explain why you have censored the free speech of a member of a federally protected class.
THE DANGERS OF DRINKING GASOLINE
Subject: Why
Why in the hell was I revoked? Truth to much for you? The nude Cubs bear mascot shows what life has. The devil hates it. People should say Hi shirt or hi pants instead of the name of whoever. That is what people accept.
THIS ISN'T THE STREAMING VIDEO SERVICE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
Subject: (no subject)
I am considering getting the Netflix account. I've been told you have the season 5B of Breaking Bad, supposedly starting today, the 29th as you have stated several times. I look under another account and see you don't have this.. Is this par for the course? Aren't you keeping your word ? I'm in a very large corporate atmosphere and several would enjoy this service, but not if you can't keep your end of the bast gain. What can you say to me about this? It makes me a little angry to have you mislead not just me , but many of us. I'll wait for your reply if you're good enough to respond.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU SPELL THE URL CORRECTLY
Subject: Lack of response
Since you have chosen to not respond, you have given reason to trash you on other sites.
Have a nice day..............
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROPOUT WRITES
Subject: I know...
I hundreds of Democrate idiot's. The Democratic underground is one.
FUCK THAT
Subject: F bomb!?
I support your right to puke out your liberal jibrish, but could you please refrain from using the F word to title your stories. The proper question to ask is this: Does the Democratic underground know how crude they are?
WAIT... WHAT?
Subject: (no subject)
What a gaggle of gestapo GARBAGE!!!
Piss on your echo chamber of Constitution hating, freedom hating, communist bits of rancid tallow.
There isn't a single freedom loving, open minded, real human being in the entire staff of your dungheap underground.
You would have gladly assassinated Martin Luther King if you had the chance!
PRO TIP: IF YOU'RE SENDING HATE MAIL, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD "COCK"
Subject: you
suck c-ck
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON FOX NEWS
Subject: Rejection
Yes sinner oops skinner sounds like a racial name to me. I was rejected from your site of liberal assholes for not talking like this but expressing my opinions about a subject, which must had offended one of your little fairy skippers. I love guns, I love my country, and defending it, i believe in the death penalty, and i hunt animals when they become legal to hunt for food. I believe the Republicans have to go and if Rommeny could run again i would vote for him again. I also believe that MSNBC started this whole mess about race and i believe Our Fearless leader has no business meddling in the issue. Now you all i believe you think you all are so high and mighty that you can play GOD and oh i am afraid to say it so afraid that you you can BAN there i said it someone from your site that will soon fade into the sunset like many before that you want me to beg you for Fucking forgiveness well FUCK YOU DIP SHITS LOL
AH YES, AMENDMENT 28: THE RIGHT TO POST ON PRIVATELY-OWNED INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Subject: Censorship comes at a price...
Just thought I would let you know that when I finish up in DC I will soon be filing constitutional claims against you and your entire organization... It should make for some good reading material because right now Chief Justice John Roberts can't even defend himself... What do you think is going to happen when your readers see and read first hand what you did to me and how you violate your members constitutional rights???
The next time you decide to violate someone's constitutional rights, maybe you will think twice... Lawyer up! S~
[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]
192 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Time expired | |
The person who is going to contact the LLC office directly | |
7 (4%) |
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The person who thinks people should say hi shirt or hi pants | |
28 (15%) |
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The person who thinks we're Netflix | |
13 (7%) |
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The person who is going to trash us on other sites | |
0 (0%) |
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The person who know hundreds of Democrate idiot's | |
10 (5%) |
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The person who supports our right to puke out liberal jibrish | |
5 (3%) |
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The person who thinks we would have gladly assassinated Martin Luther King | |
9 (5%) |
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The person who can't write cock | |
8 (4%) |
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The person who thinks MSNBC started this whole mess about race | |
13 (7%) |
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The person who wants us to lawyer up | |
99 (52%) |
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5 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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The hard part is figuring out which ones come from banned right-wing trolls...
SidDithers
May 2014
#8
One of the best threads I've read all day. How did DU and Netflix get confused? I'm confused..LOL.
monmouth3
May 2014
#13
I vacillated between the two, but came down on the side of poor slob wanting streaming video
etherealtruth
May 2014
#39
If only we could have hooked him up with one of our streaming video spammers...
winter is coming
May 2014
#74
I have used 'Hey, howzithangin jockstrap?!?" on one occasion, and hydrocarbons were involved...
JHB
May 2014
#88
LOL ... at first I thought it said "fairy slippers" and then I did a re-read. n/t
RKP5637
May 2014
#126
Hahahahaha!!! I was torn between COCK and JIBRISH (imagine saying that in any other context),
MADem
May 2014
#53
Not sure I would have seen this if I'd added "monica" to my trash keywords when I added "lewinsky".
winter is coming
May 2014
#81
These idiots who claim their 1st Amendment rights are being violated crack me up....
Spitfire of ATJ
May 2014
#109
I love reading these! But afterward, I feel like I've got to take a shower...blech!
tofuandbeer
May 2014
#114
It's so hard to choose just one! They're all so Funny.. especially with your Commentary, EarlG! Ha!
Cha
May 2014
#133
how many times did KO have to explain to cretins that "right to free speech" refers to
niyad
May 2014
#136
Spam on the Hatemail thread? Too funny. Wondering if they will send EarlG hatemail now?
uppityperson
May 2014
#160
If there is ever another DU name amnesty I'm going with "Fairy Skipper" next time.
Arugula Latte
May 2014
#163
Can I be DU's lawyer when Orly Taitz takes on the "Lawyer Up" guy and files suit? nt
msanthrope
May 2014
#165