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hifiguy

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42. The querelously unhinged nature of these meatballs, not to mention
Wed Apr 29, 2015, 04:21 PM
Apr 2015

their difficulties with punctuation, spelling, and the other nuts and bolts of written English, calls to mind their founding father - Ladeeez an gennulmen, the original paranoid ranter, Francis E. Dec, Esquire!!!

"Worldwide open secret. Solely Mr. Dec heralds the true god in the entire history of the universe. Not even in the Truth, oy vey, Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's eight-page detailed letter exposing the worldwide deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worst deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire universe and the entire history of the entire universe namely the Communist Atheist Conspiracy with all of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, cannot be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted and manipulated so-called history and news media.

Communist Gangster Computer God, unbelievably staged like Hollywood scum-on-top Tsarina alias Great Dictator Franklin D. Roosevelt, the polio paralyzed legless drug addict idiotic suicidal Tsarina fag who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers exterminated in an exploding ball of flame by a planted bomb here in safe USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous 'round-the-world good-will flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane. Not only all stairways had inclines added for Tsarina Roosevelt's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building was built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he was a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention."

more at the Kooks Museum: http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/dec.html

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I bet the whole mail box is WillTwain and his socks. LOL. n/t FSogol Apr 2015 #1
Poor guy shenmue Apr 2015 #7
He only did that so we would be FORCED to vote for him!!!! muriel_volestrangler Apr 2015 #23
Wait, when did WillTwain finally get the boot?? How did I miss that? And has somebody set up a Number23 Apr 2015 #75
Oh yeah, and it's not too late to party! Cha May 2015 #122
ROFLMAO! Cha May 2015 #121
many of these do sound like the things posted on here everyday JI7 May 2015 #131
The guy who used "your" correctly three times out of seven. eppur_se_muova Apr 2015 #2
lol BrotherIvan Apr 2015 #24
I'm going with the one that can't spell "Bizarro". JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2015 #83
Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World! SwankyXomb Apr 2015 #86
Oh my! JustAnotherGen Apr 2015 #3
No kidding. Go where you're celebrated. lovemydog Apr 2015 #8
I love the hatemail. lovemydog Apr 2015 #4
This is the coolest! shenmue Apr 2015 #5
It's an early birthday present lovemydog Apr 2015 #9
Just what I wanted! shenmue Apr 2015 #12
Channeling the ghost of WillTwain.. Scurrilous Apr 2015 #6
Skinner didn't send me a plane. I'm feeling a class action coming on. nt DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2015 #10
Well, he turned me into a newt... awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #29
Don't make jokes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #91
DU has drones.... Historic NY Apr 2015 #117
My dear EarlG! How can I possibly decide which one is ...well, um.....best? CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2015 #11
Hey! Why didn't *I* get a small plane? racest BANKSTERS! underpants Apr 2015 #13
What? Cheviteau Apr 2015 #116
Hahahah!!! They're all so good... pipi_k Apr 2015 #14
I go for deleting INFO since they really hate it. TexasProgresive Apr 2015 #15
. KMOD Apr 2015 #16
This is like reverse Sophie's choice. progressoid Apr 2015 #17
WHAT... ALL OF IT? (your titles are the best part of this entire thread!) countryjake Apr 2015 #18
I agree.. They wouldn't be as funny without the descriptive captions and these comments in thread Cha May 2015 #123
Yup, the DU Hate Mail Bag has always been hilarious. Thanks, EarlG! countryjake May 2015 #133
A lot of insanity in one post! Initech Apr 2015 #19
Beaut! MerryBlooms Apr 2015 #20
I'm voting for the author that missed his meds Ilsa Apr 2015 #21
Classic! cyberswede Apr 2015 #22
I vote for "The More You know" because Democrates. Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #25
Well, he is Greek. n/t Fantastic Anarchist Apr 2015 #69
Demos make excellent crates! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #70
I wonder if the "Democrates" Party Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #73
Maybe it was Socratease Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #74
When did we get drones? Why wasn't "I" informed! Off to meditate or medicate. n/t kickysnana Apr 2015 #26
i was ready to to vote for Skinner's small plane, until WillTwain's "roommate" ambled along. myrna minx Apr 2015 #27
WillTwain was a troll among trolls. Half-bright and unsubtle ... 11 Bravo Apr 2015 #28
The Hate Mail Bag -- I rejoice to see a fine old DU tradition revived Hekate Apr 2015 #30
I had to go with Willtwain's "roommate". nt awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #31
Wicked funny choices but...ALRIGHTY THEN! truebluegreen Apr 2015 #32
WillTwain's pretend roommate wins! TBF Apr 2015 #33
to explain............. MyOwnPeace Apr 2015 #34
Oh, the ACLU knows all about hate mail... CTyankee Apr 2015 #53
I don't know why the WARNED!!!! WARNED!!! bozo appeals to me so much... MADem Apr 2015 #35
i hope their parents let them out of the basement soon... spanone Apr 2015 #36
The one starting the Anti-DU center treestar Apr 2015 #37
Did we refer that dude to RimJob land? 47of74 May 2015 #135
Who, me? HassleCat Apr 2015 #38
Had to Go with the Plane Leith Apr 2015 #39
I'm surprised anyone is still falling for Skinner's "I'll send you a defective plane" gambit. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #126
They are all too funny for words. Paka Apr 2015 #40
"out of office Democrates" is my absolute favorite mountain grammy Apr 2015 #41
That one did have "special" written all over it rurallib Apr 2015 #45
Demonstration Crates? GP6971 Apr 2015 #56
Yeah rhyme it with Socrates. Lol. boston bean Apr 2015 #63
Ha, good mountain grammy Apr 2015 #77
The querelously unhinged nature of these meatballs, not to mention hifiguy Apr 2015 #42
Francis E. Dec was featured in the SubGenius book, High Weirdness by Mail, kentauros Apr 2015 #95
That's where I first found out about him. hifiguy Apr 2015 #96
That's another book I bought back then, kentauros Apr 2015 #99
Really funny! icymist Apr 2015 #43
Glad to see the hate mail back Earl G! hibbing Apr 2015 #44
tough choice between willtwain and the plane one. thanks for the laugh uppityperson Apr 2015 #46
So Skinner re gifted the plane we got him huh? Autumn Apr 2015 #47
DUzy!! hifiguy Apr 2015 #55
Oh, that's funny! CTyankee Apr 2015 #64
I will chose after I get a point clarified. Half-Century Man Apr 2015 #48
I thought the plane landed on the Capitol for the Citizens United mailman protest... strategery blunder Apr 2015 #49
so hard to choose just one surrealAmerican Apr 2015 #50
About that trip to Mars .... left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 #51
Skinner will be sending you a spaceship any time now pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #71
"AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN". randome Apr 2015 #52
Want a beer? hifiguy Apr 2015 #65
Nothing here that can't be fixed by public education, media divestiture and boner pills. n/t Orsino Apr 2015 #54
and these people vote?! Duppers Apr 2015 #57
Everyone except WillTrain's roommate votes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #93
lol Duppers Apr 2015 #94
WillTwain actually is Bob Boudelang. L0oniX Apr 2015 #58
Wow !!! GP6971 Apr 2015 #60
Oh my freaking heck....the sign off after a rant..... Sheepshank Apr 2015 #101
* L0oniX Apr 2015 #107
"And then the PCP kicked in" mindwalker_i Apr 2015 #59
The obvious wing nut that claims he is not a wing nut. Enthusiast Apr 2015 #61
"I'm not crazy, but hifiguy Apr 2015 #97
Hilarious!! Sissyk Apr 2015 #62
The Crazy is strong in this batch n/t n2doc Apr 2015 #66
Thank you thank you thank you. byronius Apr 2015 #67
The all-in-caps "BIZZARO WORLD" made me LOL petronius Apr 2015 #68
Do these people not know/care Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #72
The 'remove info' was hilarious... JimDandy Apr 2015 #76
Yup, lol. Agschmid Apr 2015 #82
I think Democrates was one of Pliny the Welder's students... riqster Apr 2015 #78
I had to go with the first one. JohnnyRingo Apr 2015 #79
So much stupid it burns Suji to Seoul Apr 2015 #80
"Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?" beerandjesus Apr 2015 #81
Masturpieces, all of them wryter2000 Apr 2015 #84
I think Lee Mercer Jr. is emailing you. This sounds like him. (All three) stevenleser Apr 2015 #85
I almost went with the airplane thing Aerows Apr 2015 #87
Who said RWNJs aren't funny ? amuse bouche Apr 2015 #88
I am getting breathless from giggles............... raven mad Apr 2015 #89
This was hard--DU getting sued because of valentine hearts cracked me up ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #90
the Valentines hearts has to be satire, right? Right?!?!?!!! stevenleser Apr 2015 #92
race, racer, racest. BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2015 #98
Well?! Have you removed the info yet? (tapping foot) n/t Bossy Monkey Apr 2015 #100
I was too late to vote, but would have gone for the one who wanted to remove all info LeftishBrit Apr 2015 #102
You can still vote now. EarlG extended the time on his poll. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #115
Thanks! - have voted! LeftishBrit May 2015 #120
Hey, I can't vote BainsBane Apr 2015 #103
I can't vote either and I do have a star. herding cats Apr 2015 #104
EarlG has extended the time for the poll. Now 20+ hrs left to vote. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #114
Thank you for letting me know! herding cats Apr 2015 #119
I was flying over to vote in that small plane Skinner sent me and... Warren DeMontague May 2015 #127
When I read that one, I pictured something more like this... countryjake May 2015 #128
Or this guy. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #130
Obviously the Republicans have deemed your registration null and void. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #108
Monsanto is at it again BainsBane Apr 2015 #109
. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #110
I told her she won all of the DUs BainsBane Apr 2015 #111
Earl has fixed that! You now have more than 20 hrs left to vote! countryjake Apr 2015 #113
Proud to be Rec #100 Hissyspit Apr 2015 #105
The ones ranting about HRC.... MaggieD Apr 2015 #106
I kinda want to go to Mars. Quackers Apr 2015 #112
This is the best present of belly laughs that I've had in months. love_katz Apr 2015 #118
How fun.. they qualified their rw nut job rant with.. "I'm not a rwing nut job"! ROFL Just a Cha May 2015 #124
FUCK YESSS!!!!!! Warren DeMontague May 2015 #125
Thanks to Earl, now we're all gonna wanna go... countryjake May 2015 #129
I had to go with Skinner and the plane. HappyMe May 2015 #132
Small plane? 47of74 May 2015 #134
"We get offended at it." LOL Jester Messiah May 2015 #136
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