'He's Not Well': Trump's Bizarre Off-Topic Ramble Raises Alarm Over 'Mental Capacity'

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50. Trump is Now Grandpa Simpson

We can't have elections like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the rocket to Elon-ville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Maralago-ville, which is what they called Washington DC in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the rocket cost a NTF or a Tweet, and in those days, NTF's had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a Truth," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the covid. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...