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27. I ordered SATAN and got SANTA.

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Wed Dec 11, 2024, 04:37 PM

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I'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me: [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 OP

On the bright side BoRaGard Dec 11 #1

"ELON"... GiqueCee Dec 11 #3

There's one acceptable Elon. mwooldri Dec 11 #5

If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book wolfie001 Dec 11 #23

Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome. LudwigPastorius Dec 11 #37

Oh, the humanity!!! wolfie001 Dec 12 #41

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Leon loves you. underpants Dec 11 #2

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At least there's but ONE L. n/t Harker Dec 11 #4

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Jay LENO is responsible for that. Wonder Why Dec 11 #6

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This Christmas, I hope you're not a LONE chouchou Dec 11 #7

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and I hope you are not either. riversedge Dec 19 #52

LEON...LEON RecoveringJournalist Dec 11 #8

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Are you happy? . ELNO ! Bernardo de La Paz Dec 11 #9

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Funny 😁👍 TommieMommy Dec 11 #10

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Reminded me of this Danmel Dec 11 #11

George Costanza Era wolfie001 Dec 11 #24

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I was wearing my Noel button starting yesterday JohnnyRingo Dec 11 #12

Seriously? liberalla Dec 11 #13

... Clouds Passing Dec 11 #14

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sliver lining neohippie Dec 11 #15

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Noel is about the coming of the King True Dough Dec 11 #16

Great song! Thanks for posting. n/t John1956PA Dec 11 #18

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Tell me about it. I ordered a lot of holiday M&M's and only got W's. AZLD4Candidate Dec 11 #17

Chuckled out loud at this one! n/t SpankMe Dec 11 #19

🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #50

That's better than what what's name posted as OP. If he's arrested, he should be turbo-charged by the judge. Wonder Why Dec 19 #58

Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured. surfered Dec 11 #20

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #51

Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman. Onthefly Dec 11 #21

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You guys! Grammy23 Dec 11 #22

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Some assembly required...check the instructions... Wounded Bear Dec 11 #25

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Was it the first LEON? BOSSHOG Dec 11 #26

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As opposed to the first Noel BOSSHOG Dec 19 #57

I ordered SATAN and got SANTA. Ptah Dec 11 #27

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Did they forget to include the 'SKUM' part of your order? diane in sf Dec 11 #28

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Floyd R. Turbo, I love your posts. Dem2theMax Dec 11 #29

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #62

. . . Dem2theMax Dec 19 #69

I love this.. mountain grammy Dec 11 #30

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #63

Blame the people who sent you this. Aussie105 Dec 11 #31

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I REALLY got ripped off. LudwigPastorius Dec 11 #38

🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #65

Could have been much worse, Floyd. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 11 #39

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #66

At least you Didn't end up with a NEON sign. 😉 electric_blue68 Dec 12 #42

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #67

New sign: "NO L" sakabatou Dec 19 #59

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