I'm so sorry for your injury and the indignity of it all. I fell last week on the steps up to our house and couldn't get up due to hand surgery. We'd have had to call for the paramedics, too, if the handyman hadn't been around to pretty much carry me into the house. I hope your aches and bruises and mostly your amour-propre recover quickly.
But one might also view this as a message from Glob Herself: Lay off the flora porn. Maybe this little break will be all you need to get your sexual priorities straight and limited to fauna. I have asked Mike Johnson to be your porn monitor, but he seemed confused when I told him it involved flowers, fruit, and (worst of all) vegetables.
(PS I do hope you'll be right as rain and back to posting your vegetative filth as soon as possible. 
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