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In reply to the discussion: Did Jesus have sex? [View all]

PJMcK

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51. A brilliant book!
Thu Aug 24, 2017, 07:23 PM
Aug 2017

There's a scene in an early chapter where the boy Jesus is playing with his younger brother and his best friend, Biff. They toyed with a small salamander and while laughing, the little brother smashed it with a rock. Jesus waved his hand over it, bringing it back to life. The little brother laughed and then smashed it again. After several repetitions of this, Biff said, "I'd like to be able to do that." Jesus answered, "Which part?"

The whole book is smart, historically accurate and fascinatingly conceived. It's also hysterically funny. Mr. Moore also wrote another similar book called "The Stupidest Angel" which I recommend after "Lamb."

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Did Jesus have sex? [View all] edhopper Aug 2017 OP
"Can one really have the human experience without sex?" SHRED Aug 2017 #1
That is a good point edhopper Aug 2017 #6
no problem SHRED Aug 2017 #12
Sorry if I sounded harsh SHRED Aug 2017 #19
There are also people who identify as asexual or who choose celibacy Heddi Aug 2017 #21
but you must admit edhopper Aug 2017 #23
I don't have to admit anything Heddi Aug 2017 #33
Point taken edhopper Aug 2017 #39
Speaking of offensive topics Lordquinton Aug 2017 #36
Who says disabled people can't have sex? brooklynite Aug 2017 #50
being "born disabled" does not preclude sex cyclonefence Aug 2017 #57
Well, from the Catholic teaching bearsfootball516 Aug 2017 #2
And how did that turn out? edhopper Aug 2017 #7
I'm not getting into a religious argument one way or the other bearsfootball516 Aug 2017 #9
okay edhopper Aug 2017 #11
And how did he "save mankind from sin"? Act_of_Reparation Aug 2017 #24
He didn't really experience death as a human, did he? Mariana Aug 2017 #37
Just playing devil's advocate. Act_of_Reparation Aug 2017 #38
must have .......... to this day still hear the words ......... OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #3
The more pressing question True Dough Aug 2017 #4
oh me! oh me! lapfog_1 Aug 2017 #8
Maybe he just screamed "Daddy! Daddy!" ret5hd Aug 2017 #26
"Oh me! Oh me!" forgotmylogin Aug 2017 #28
You'd think so. It was a pretty feminist bunch until Paul got into it Warpy Aug 2017 #5
This lends itself to affirmative... True Dough Aug 2017 #10
If you ever have read Lamb by Christopher Moore that Jesus never had sex. kimbutgar Aug 2017 #13
That looks edhopper Aug 2017 #14
Fantastic book - funny as hell Runningdawg Aug 2017 #34
A brilliant book! PJMcK Aug 2017 #51
Thank you I will get it. kimbutgar Aug 2017 #53
"Lamb" was given to me by a minister PJMcK Aug 2017 #54
Most of what I know about that subject is from Jesus Christ Superstar, the album and movie, BigmanPigman Aug 2017 #15
what kind of a question is that? Everyone is entitled to believe or not believe c588415 Aug 2017 #16
You think a scene with Jesus having sex Mariana Aug 2017 #17
my original post stated that i believe everyone is entitled to their c588415 Aug 2017 #41
I thought Jesus was a pretty cool dude edhopper Aug 2017 #18
"Everyone is entitled to believe or not believe" Voltaire2 Aug 2017 #20
Post removed Post removed Aug 2017 #42
Seriously? This is how you witness? Mariana Aug 2017 #44
Why does having sex make Jesus (or anyone) bad? Heddi Aug 2017 #22
Even God...kind of technically...had sex. forgotmylogin Aug 2017 #29
Why thankyou for your insight, Professor Heddi Dumbledore. c588415 Aug 2017 #43
Do you think there should be laws against depicting gods in a certain way? trotsky Aug 2017 #25
A question that some here delight in asking. guillaumeb Aug 2017 #31
Everyone's entitled to believe or not believe. But if you don't believe, then fuck you? Iggo Aug 2017 #48
Sculpture of Jesus with an erection: ret5hd Aug 2017 #27
What about the children? True Dough Aug 2017 #32
What can I say but... 3catwoman3 Aug 2017 #56
Why would he not? guillaumeb Aug 2017 #30
Dunno. Heck, I don't even know what name the historical person used. MineralMan Aug 2017 #35
Traditionally edhopper Aug 2017 #40
There is no historical evidence for the historical person. Voltaire2 Aug 2017 #45
Yabbut: MineralMan Aug 2017 #46
That is another debate edhopper Aug 2017 #49
Probably not. Iggo Aug 2017 #47
This whole issue came up back in 1988 when the movie... Thomas Hurt Aug 2017 #52
What sex experience is the human experience? Doodley Aug 2017 #55
Those are interesting questions. edhopper Aug 2017 #58
Inasmuch as fictional characters ever do. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #59
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