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7. Tell me again how the Ark got Penguins?

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] left-of-center2012 Aug 2019 OP

There was a documentary type movie about this, long about 40 years ago. 3Hotdogs Aug 2019 #1

Toupee. Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #14

I'll go with toop. murielm99 Aug 2019 #17

Its hard not to laugh sometimes. Guy I worked with had a toop. But it was old and worn. 3Hotdogs Aug 2019 #29

Then Noah and his family has incestual orgies so wasupaloopa Aug 2019 #2

And a lot of rape too. Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #15

What strikes me is the misogyny in this bitterross Aug 2019 #3

But her emus! Croney Aug 2019 #4

Ha ha ha voteearlyvoteoften Aug 2019 #6

Abrahamic religions traditionally view women as the root of all evil Major Nikon Aug 2019 #21

There is a flood story in a ton of ancient literature including in Chinese. That ark might exist Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #5

Er no it doesn't exist. Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #16

Doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #18

You can say the same about Russell's teapot Major Nikon Aug 2019 #19

Agreed. Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #39

Checkmate, atheists... Act_of_Reparation Aug 2019 #51

The op was supposedly about evidence Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #22

You need more evidence than two dents in the ground? Open your mind! Iggo Aug 2019 #24

I know one of the guys who headed one ark expedition Bretton Garcia Aug 2019 #25

"Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence" Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #40

Yes, uriel1972 Aug 2019 #42

I've detached myself from the theory. I submit the theory is hogwash. Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #43

We found the ark! Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #45

Pretty sure this warrants an immediate invasion of um.. well.. Tiggeroshii Aug 2019 #48

Tell me again how the Ark got Penguins? CanonRay Aug 2019 #7

"The world" had a different meaning then jmowreader Aug 2019 #12

The Bible is not proof of anything. It is a magical book where stories of big boats full of wasupaloopa Aug 2019 #52

What a dilemma! Cartoonist Aug 2019 #8

I'm flummoxed! Iggo Aug 2019 #9

Reply #1 gives an answer. guillaumeb Aug 2019 #23

It's all metaphor which really means they took a bath Major Nikon Aug 2019 #33

Maybe they'll find the unicorn bones there SCantiGOP Aug 2019 #10

I'm remembering a song by the Chieftains Haggis for Breakfast Aug 2019 #28

Hah! SCantiGOP Aug 2019 #30

You must be as old as me !! Haggis for Breakfast Aug 2019 #36

No dinosaurs on the Ark? Why do you spread such heathen falsehoods? brooklynite Aug 2019 #54

They must've found "the ark" half a dozen times in my lifetime. eShirl Aug 2019 #11

they keep losing it again? uriel1972 Aug 2019 #38

Do you honestly believe this nonsense? Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #13

Nope shadowmayor Aug 2019 #20

Complete bullshit (n/t) PJMcK Aug 2019 #26

If the Flood happened, then that would mean that... Girard442 Aug 2019 #27

I consider Jesus SCantiGOP Aug 2019 #31

Jesus said some pretty smitey things... uriel1972 Aug 2019 #32

And slavery shadowmayor Aug 2019 #34

At which point the faithists cry "metaphor". Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #35

metaphor for what though... uriel1972 Aug 2019 #37

I've asked that and there is no answer. Voltaire2 Aug 2019 #44

And when asked where all the water went.. Permanut Aug 2019 #41

I think the flat-earthers have an answer for that. The water just spilled over the sides. alwaysinasnit Aug 2019 #57

"Evidence" Act_of_Reparation Aug 2019 #46

Geez, I've been told right here in this very group by quite insistent Christians... trotsky Aug 2019 #47

Water Cartoonist Aug 2019 #49

But when the water covered the earth, was it salty or fresh? trotsky Aug 2019 #50

All water was once fresh Cartoonist Aug 2019 #55

Hah! SCantiGOP Aug 2019 #56

Praise be unto the Lord! trotsky Aug 2019 #59

Why did 8 survivors build 1,000 dwellings? brooklynite Aug 2019 #53

Video games hadn't been invented yet. Act_of_Reparation Aug 2019 #58

The author is a particularly despicable right wing crank muriel_volestrangler Aug 2019 #60

How neat is that! trotsky Aug 2019 #61

I'm sure we all have flaws left-of-center2012 Aug 2019 #62