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wnylib

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17. Oh, absolutely. Who knows what shady money laundering
Mon Jul 11, 2022, 12:16 AM
Jul 2022

Last edited Mon Jul 11, 2022, 07:55 AM - Edit history (1)

goes on in those wily Amish communities? They even speak a foreign language among themselves. Their pacifism is no doubt a front for hiding arms in their hay lofts. And we should make those Amish farmers pay tax on their church buildings, too. Oh, they don't have any. They meet in each other's homes. Very sneaky of them, huh? So tax the houses and farm land, and make them pay income tax, too. Oh, they already do.

Then there are the homes for the aged, run by various politically subversive denominations like Lutherans, Presbyterians, and Methodists. Surely their doctors and nurses at those homes should be made to pay taxes. Oh, wait. They already do. But we can at least charge taxes on the buildings and grounds. Look at how rich they get from people's social security benefits.

Don't forget the free immigration services that churches give to asylum seekers, like legal representation from pro bono immigration lawyers, and the wealth accumulated in donated second hand clothing that they give to immigrants from war torn countries. That must surely be worth something in taxes. Very sly, those immigration services. They use volunteers so they can keep the second hand wealth to themselves. And who needs immigrants, anyway? Tax those agencies out of existence.

Did you know that churches have what they call "mission funds"? A portion of the weekly collections goes into those funds and then the committee in charge of the fund writes a check to places that request help, like the city mission that houses homeless people, the local food bank, after school tutoring programs to underprivileged children for books and other materials. Those are CASH giveaways. Surely that cash can be taxed to serve a higher purpose than doling it out to people in need.

Oh, those wily church people. Hoarding second hand clothing wealth, giving aid to homeless people and asylum seekers, housing the aged and giving them medical care. Tsk, tsk.

Tax the churches [View all] dweller Jul 2022 OP
YES BlueBloodedAmerican Jul 2022 #1
Should have been done a long time ago FoxNewsSucks Jul 2022 #2
Yes. Vow of poverty assholes.... LakeArenal Jul 2022 #3
AFAIK, only Catholic clergy take a vow of poverty. wnylib Jul 2022 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author wyn borkins Jul 2022 #4
If there is no separation, there can be no exemption. Simple. elias7 Jul 2022 #5
No representation without taxation! Buckeye_Democrat Jul 2022 #6
THANK YOU Skittles Jul 2022 #7
And This Beachnutt Jul 2022 #8
+1k dweller Jul 2022 #9
Oh, absolutely. Who knows what shady money laundering wnylib Jul 2022 #17
Thank you, wnylib No Vested Interest Jul 2022 #19
Your post is something that my vainglorious sister would say UniqueUserName Jul 2022 #20
The Swedish system is laudable. wnylib Jul 2022 #21
Thank you for your considered response UniqueUserName Jul 2022 #23
I have no control over people who usurp the name and terms of Christianity. wnylib Jul 2022 #24
You are arguing with the wrong person. UniqueUserName Jul 2022 #25
I am responding even though you wnylib Jul 2022 #26
OMFG! UniqueUserName Jul 2022 #27
Frank Zappa - The Church and Taxes duckworth969 Jul 2022 #10
Here ya go....YouTube... Duppers Jul 2022 #16
Absolutely!!! LoisB Jul 2022 #11
Tax them as a 501cGrooming spa. rubbersole Jul 2022 #12
Please post tweet link so we can retweet. SunSeeker Jul 2022 #13
Sorry dweller Jul 2022 #22
by their "sacrificial" methodology, they should "offer up" their exemptions as proof of their faith🤨 bringthePaine Jul 2022 #14
Frank Zappa called it in 1988! Initech Jul 2022 #18
Tax the churches until ... Sky Jewels Jul 2022 #28
Could not agree more MinisterPathos Jul 2022 #29
Welcome dweller Jul 2022 #30
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