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MyMission

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3. Also not a joke, but a true story
Wed Apr 13, 2022, 06:37 PM
Apr 2022

Told to me by a Rabbi many years ago who'd heard it from a friend.

The friends son had married a non Jew who had not yet converted to Judaism, not sure if she was taking classes. It was Passover, and he asked his bride to get some food for passover, fresh fruit and berries, Breakstone sour cream and butter (it's kosher) and matzah, because his parents were coming to visit. She couldn't find matzah, wasn't really sure what it was, so she got mozzarella instead. (Lol) seriously!

An honest mistake, if you're clueless, and many are when it comes to our foods and rituals.

Happy Passover.

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Not a joke per se ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #1
Also not a joke, but a true story MyMission Apr 2022 #3
Who can resist ... NanceGreggs Apr 2022 #4
Got a Passover joke? Pass 'em over. Srkdqltr Apr 2022 #2
Very tangential. OilemFirchen Apr 2022 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Anon-C Apr 2022 #6
LOL! Behind the Aegis Apr 2022 #7
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