A cash gift that is a scam.

A cash gift that is a scam.
Your new sweetie GIVES you the down payment for a house...

Maybe it's just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke. - Alex Cole

Got that from All Hat No Cattle

Trump the con man, 1958 and now.

See first post for 1958 show Trackdown.

Twilight Zone current meme.

Wants to trade in his car. Delusional

Wants to trade in his car. High mileage. High interest rate. High insurance. 40 grand underwater. Wants another muscle car. Overusing it for cheap income. Don't want no Honda... Delusional...

Are there any N Korean troops still alive in Russia/Ukraine? We don't seem to hear much about them now.

Ann Coulter Says People Only Support Accused Killer Luigi Mangione Because of His Good Looks: 'If He Were a Pudgy Little

Ann Coulter Says People Only Support Accused Killer Luigi Mangione Because of His Good Looks: ‘If He Were a Pudgy Little Guy, Nobody Would Support Him’

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/ann-coulter-says-people-only-support-accused-killer-luigi-mangione-because-of-his-good-looks-if-he-were-a-pudgy-little-guy-nobody-would-support-him/

Most republicans adored George Santos as long as he could vote for McCarthy.

Good news, Republicans. You get your jobs back

Good news, Republicans. You get your jobs back...

All those jobs the immigrants took from you.

Pardons for Hunter/Jan6ers... Is violently attacking the police an ordinary pardonable crime?

Always ask the question:::: Is violently attacking the police an ordinary pardonable crime?

D'ya suppose the Trump family's foreign-made products will have tariff exemptions?

Grandma's Thanksgiving Invitation

(Remember– this is a joke, folks. Some people try to take it way too seriously. )
We all have some of these relatives.
Sometimes, we ARE some of these relatives.
Most of these are the voice of experience.
-----------------------------------------------------

Grandma's Thanksgiving Invitation

Dear Family:

I'm not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me.
If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you
might consider being with me for my favorite holiday.

Dinner is at 2:00, NOT 2:15, NOT 2:05. Two (2:00)
Arrive late and you get what's left over.

Last year, that moron Marshall fried a turkey in one of those contraptions and practically burned the deck off the house. This year, the only peanut oil used to make the meal will be from the secret scoop of peanut butter I add to the carrot soup.

Jonathan, your last new wife was an idiot. You don't arrive at someone's house on Thanksgiving needing to use the oven and the stove. Honest to God I thought you might have learned after two wives - date them longer and save us all the agony of another divorce.

Now, the house rules are slightly different. This year because I have decided that 2/3 of you don't know how to take care of nice things, then paper plates and red Solo cups might be bad for the environment, but I'll be gone soon and that will be your problem to deal with.

1. The University of Texas no longer plays Texas A&M. The television
stays off during the meal.

2. The "no cans for kids" rule still exists. We are using 2 liter bottles because your children still open a third can before finishing the first two. Parents can fill child's cup when it is empty. All of the cups have names on them and I'll be paying close attention to refills.

3. Chloe, last year we were at Trudy's house and I looked the other way when your Jell-O salad showed up. This year, if Jell-O salad comes in the front door it will go right back out the back door with the garbage. Save yourself some time, honey. You've never been a good cook and you shouldn't bring something that wiggles more than you. Buy something from the bakery. The only thing that jiggles at my house this Thanksgiving will be your Aunt Trudy after a few glasses of wine.

4. Grandmothers give grandchildren cookies and candy. That is a fact of life. Your children can eat healthy at your home. At my home, they can eat whatever they like as long as they finish it.

5. I cook with bacon and bacon grease. That's nothing new. Your being a vegetarian doesn't change the fact that stuffing without bacon is like egg salad without eggs. Even the green bean casserole has a little bacon grease in it. That's why it tastes so good. Not eating bacon is just not natural. And as far as being healthy, look at me. I’ve outlived almost everyone I know.

6. Salad at Thanksgiving is a waste of space.

7. I do not like cell phones. Leave them in the car.

8. I do not like video cameras. There will be 32 people here. I am sure you can capture lots of memories without the camera pointed at me.

9. Being a parent means you have to actually pay attention to the kids. I have nice things and I don't put them away just because company is coming over. Mary, watch your kids and I'll watch my things.

10. Speaking of being a parent; if you are babysitting a neighbor’s kid, it is not automatically family here without prior notice.
Take them back home or put them in one. Or tell the neighbors to send enough money to pay for a restaurant meal.
If your child still wears diapers, you will leave with the same number of them as you had when you arrived. Bag them up and take them with you. The trash man doesn’t come again until next Tuesday and the last thing I need is a trash can full of baby poop. No exceptions to this rule. You’re dealing with a woman who washed cloth diapers so this would be an argument you will lose.

11. Rhonda, a cat that requires a shot twice a day is a cat that has lived too many lives. I think staying home to care for the cat is your way of letting me know that I have lived too many lives too. I can live with that. Can you?

12. Words mean things! I say what I mean. Let me repeat: You don't need to bring anything means you don't need to bring anything. And if I did tell you to bring something, bring it in the quantity I said. Really, this doesn't have to be difficult.

13. Domino's and cards are better than anything that requires a battery or an on/off switch. That was true when you were kids and it's true now that you have kids.

14. Showing up for Thanksgiving guarantees presents at Christmas. Not showing up guarantees a card that may or may not be signed.

15. If you want to talk politics, sit next to me, but I’m old enough to speak my mind regardless of your precious feelings. If I were you, I’d practice don’t ask, don’t tell because even when I mind my Ps and Qs, I can still spell bullsh_t.

In memory of your Grandfather, the back fridge will be filled with beer.
Drink until it is gone. I prefer wine anyway. But one from each family
needs to be the designated driver..

You know I love you. And I am indeed thankful for my family. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Follow the rules and we’ll all get along just fine.

NO Jello-salad. I mean it. Really.

Love You, Grandma.